Dear Advertising Agency,

I like that you take your inspiration from random internet phenomena. This demonstrates a level of nerdiness that I very much appreciate. Also, the other day, I had a great deal of fun smashing Clinkers. It was not, however, to aid in any decision making process - they were simply on the ground and I had a lot of time to kill. This may or may not have been due to that fact that attempting to escape from Splendour at it’s conclusion is much like attempting to escape from, um, some other inescapable place. Also, I like unicorns as they closely resemble ponies.

Lots of love,

The General Store